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Pia        : Aah! Good marks again. But honestly, deep inside, I am not content. I must get better marks.

Ruth      : How many marks did you get? I got 40 out of 100.

Pia        : I scored 99 but I must get more next time.

Next Day

Pia        : This refreshing park air will awake my inner topper. La..la..la...lalala! Oh, look a banana peel! In the shows of 1980s people used to slip on these so much! Now it my turn to experience it.

Slips on the peel and dies!

Ana        : Oh no! A dead body! Why do people die? Don’t they know that
                ‘Dying is injurious to health?’

Meg        : Call the C.I.D. Version 2.1!

A few minutes later

ACP          : I think I recognise this body.

Sherlock  : ACP Pradyuman, its Pia, the high school topper. I remember she once got 100 marks more than a fellow student.

ACP          : In a 100 marks exam ..... yes .....

Abhijeet   : Sir, the motive is clear.

ACP          : What is the motive, Abhijeet?

Abhijeet   : Sir, the motive is ..... the motive is ..... Sir, I forgot.

ACP          : Sherlock, what’s the motive?

Sherlock  : People were jealous of her, considering her academic success. Somebody ensured she wouldn’t get any more marks.

Watson    : And he killed her, also!
 
Everyone stares at Watson.

Sherlock  : Watson...

Watson    : Yes, Sir?

Sherlock    : You are stupid.

ACP        : Random girl, what did you see?

Ana         : Sir, she slipped on the banana peel and died.

ACP        : Do you know what this means, Abhijeet?

Abhijeet   : What?

ACP        : This means that the murder weapon was a banana!

Everyone face palm.

Abhijeet    : Sir, we must find out where the banana came from. There is a shop nearby. Let’s investigate.

They go to the shop.

Sherlock    : Where is the shopkeeper?

Watson      : Sir, I am the shopkeeper!

Sherlock    : What? Then why are you with me as a detective?

Watson      : Sir, part time job.

ACP            : Did anyone buy a banana from you yesterday?

Watson      : Sir, yesterday I sold 13246578 bananas!

Abhijeet     : It is not possible to check each and every banana!

ACP            : True, Abhijeet, but what choice do we have? Watson, did something strange occur yesterday?

Watson      : Actually, yes, sir.

Sherlock    : What was it, Watson?

Watson      : Sir, yesterday a girl came to my shop and bought a banana peel!

ACP          : Do you know what this means, Abhijeet?

Abhijeet    : What?

ACP          : This means that yesterday Watson sold a banana peel to a girl!
Everyone face palm.

Abhijeet    : What did this girl look like?

Watson     : She looked like .....

Sherlock   : Looked like .....

ACP         : Looked like .....

Watson     : A girl.

Sherlock   : No! Please tell us more.

Watson    : Sir, she was that girl in the park!

ACP         : You mean ..... Pia?

Watson     : No! It was Meg.

They go back to the park.

Sherlock   : Meg, did you kill Pia?

Meg           : Oh my God! You mean Pia died?

Sherlock   : Yes, and we think you did it.

Ana           : Excuse me, I have something to say.

ACP           : What is it?

Ana           : I saw Meg drop the banana peel in Pia’s path! She killed her!

ACP           : Meg, you are under arrest for the murder of..... the murder of..... the murder of ......       Wait, who died?

ACP           : Meg, you are under arrest for the murder of Pia!

Meg           : Oh, no!

Sherlock   : And just like that, we have lost a brilliant student. Therefore, everyone .....

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