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The Funny Island

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  Long long ago, there lived a funny man on an island near India. All the island people waited for him every morning 9:00 AM because he cracked very funny jokes. Everybody enjoyed his jokes and that made him famous, of course the island was as large as Goa.

Diwali was nearby. So he thought of sharing more funny ones. After thinking a lot, he announced that this Diwali he will share many funny jokes. The funniest of all. He started exaggerating about his new jokes. People started getting excited.

''Today is Diwali. And I must make the people feel proud and funny because of me'', said the joker. People started gathering in the hall they were told to. And then the joker who's name was Harsh, came up on the stage and started narrating his funny jokes. Of course, I won't share all the jokes that Harsh shared with the people, as the jokes were as many as twenty. So let's just enjoy the funniest of them.

(To understand these jokes, you must have a good sense of humor.)

First Joke - What is a doll's favorite food ?

Answer - Barbie-Q.

Second Joke - Why did Mickey Mouse catch a rocket into space ?

Answer - Because he wanted to find Pluto.

Third Joke - Why did the man take a pencil to bed with him ?

Answer - So he could draw the curtains.

Fourth Joke - What's a horse's favorite game ?

Answer - Stable Tennis.

Fifth Joke - Why did the robber hve a bath ?

Answer -  To make a clean getaway.

Sixth Joke - What did the doctor say when an invisible man tried to make an appointment ?

Answer - Sorry. I can't see him now.

 

Wait. This is not the end of the article. It will be continued in the second part with more funny jokes.

 

The people laughed with enjoyment. Harsh announced that there will again be a funny session during the season of Holi.

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